Calling the Vet –
too funny not
to
share..
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and on
heat, agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while they were on holiday.
She had a large house and believed that she
could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep
she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. Rushing downstairs she found the
dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as can happen
when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and not knowing
what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a
very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the
vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then
call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection
and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she
asked.
"It just worked for me !" he replied
1 comment:
That was funny!
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